THIS IS A LIST CREATED BY ST. MARY'S CATHOLIC CHURCH,

This is a list combined by St. Mary's Catholic Church, and if 5 or some-more of these request to you or your teenager, you or your kid is a Gothic (please note "a Gothic"), and you need remodel by the Lord for your essence to be saved, according to them, anyway.1. Frequently wears black clothing.2. Wears rope and/or stone T-shirts.3. Wears extreme black eye makeup, lipstick, or spike polish.4. Wears any odd, china valuables or symbols. Some of these include: topsy-turvy crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs, or assorted alternative Satanic worshiping symbols.5. Shows an seductiveness in piercings or tattoos.6. Listens to gothic or any alternative anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly opposite the Lord. Please draw up of any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)7. Associates with alternative people which dress, act, or verbalise eccentrically.8. Shows a disappearing seductiveness in rational activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.9. Shows an augmenting seductiveness in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft, or anything else which involves Satan.10. Takes drugs.11. Drinks alcohol.12. Is suicidal and/or depressed.13. Cuts, burns, or partakes in any alternative process of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic protocol which uses suffering to lead astray from the light of God and His love. Please seek evident courtesy for this at your internal mental health center.)14. Complains of boredom.15. Sleeps as well excesively or as well little.16. Is excessively watchful during the night.17. Dislikes object or any alternative form of light. (This pertains to vampires compelling the thought which His light is of no use.)18. Demands an common volume of privacy.19. Spends large volume of time alone.20. Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so your kid might verbalise to immorality intoxicating beverage by meditation.)21. Insists on spending time with friends whilst unparalleled by an adult.22. Disregards management figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders have been but a couple of examples of this.23. Misbehaves at school.24. Misbehaves at home.25. Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an e.g. of this.26. Drinks red red blood or expresses an seductiveness in celebration blood. (Vampires hold which this is how to achieve Satan. This act is really dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)27. Watches wire TV or any alternative depraved media sources. (Ask your internal church for correct programs which your kid might watch.28. Plays video games which contains assault or have been of a role-playing nature.29. Uses the internet excessively and often creates time for the computer.30. Makes Satanic black or vigourously shakes head to music.31. Dances to song in a provocative or passionate manner.32. Expresses an seductiveness in sex.33. Masturbates.34. Is homosexual and/or bisexual.35. Persues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism, and Buddhism.36. Wears pins, stickers or anything else which contains these assorted phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".37. Claims to be a goth.Apparently, if you have 5 or more, you're in risk of hellfire. I have nineteen of them, so according to these people, I am "a Gothic" and need "immediate remodel by the Lord."Correction: 20.